Wednesday, May 23, 2007

goddess on the mountain top

To add to the lovely words written here...

*a picturesque spring afternoon at home. baby sleeping, 5 & 1/2 year old playing with friends outside, while 8 year old and 3 year old play with modeling clay on the coffee table in the living room. mama's in the kitchen, cleaning off the counter, when she suddenly pays attention to the singing in the living room*

"...I'm your fire, at your desire!"

"Um...li'l ~j.? Is that you singing in there?"

"Yes, Mom, do you know that song?"

"Yes I do. Where did you learn that?"

"On my little blue radio. I heard it and I remembered it!"

"Uh-HUH. Could you sing that again for me, please?"

"I'm your penis, I'm your fire, at your desire!"

"Those aren't the right words, sweetie..."
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22 comments:

  1. Anonymous23 May, 2007 05:33

    that made me laugh out loud at 7:30 in the morning

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  2. Anonymous23 May, 2007 06:13

    those aren't the right words?

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  3. swampbaby23 May, 2007 07:04

    Classic! I love it!

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  4. Tori :)23 May, 2007 07:27

    LOL! That's awesome!

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  5. QueenScarlett23 May, 2007 09:36

    You just made me choke on my soy milk. LOL

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  6. Anonymous23 May, 2007 12:01

    TOO STINKIN' FUNNY! I love it

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  7. Anonymous23 May, 2007 16:35

    I'm speechless.

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  8. Carina23 May, 2007 16:38

    Sharp ears, that one.

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  9. Carina23 May, 2007 16:38

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  10. swampbaby23 May, 2007 18:31

    I forgot to add that you will have many more penis discussions in your future when Bubby gets bigger.

    Last night we had the missionaries over for dinner and Little J greets them with, "Do you know that your weiner is your penis?!"

    Yeah, you can look forward to that...

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  11. pflower1023 May, 2007 22:25

    You have to get that one on tape!!!

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  12. Anonymous24 May, 2007 06:05

    um, i'm confused. does swampbaby have a Little J & ~j has a little ~j? am i right? let me know. preesh.

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  13. ~j.24 May, 2007 08:00

    swampbaby -- now THAT'S funny! I can't imagine all the fun things I have to look forward to...

    beans - yes. I have li'l me, and she has Big J and Little J.

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  14. i i eee24 May, 2007 08:27

    It's a mondegreen that shall go down in history!

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  15. Cari24 May, 2007 09:08

    Thanks to both ~j and swampbaby for the laughs this morning! Make sure you write those down. Funny!

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  16. La Yen24 May, 2007 11:19

    Between that and her Beaver, she is going to be one popular kid.

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  17. Anonymous24 May, 2007 13:02

    oh, ~j...that is SO funny. she and my husband would get along...he is ALWAYS making up/singing the wrong words to songs...his don't usually involve people's parts, but some other funny things.

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  18. sue-donym24 May, 2007 14:00

    Excellent!
    I miss Bananarama.

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  19. {natalie}25 May, 2007 22:17

    ok jenny so i just cracked up. today kade said, "i have a weiner, do you have a weiner mom?" i said no. and then he said, "do you have a baby weiner?" i said no again. then he said, "but dad has a weiner right?"

    fabulous.

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  20. Kristen27 May, 2007 17:45

    That is soooo funny. We had to limit the use of penis, vagina, and bum for "bathroom talk" after the twins gave everyone in their primary class a little ear full of their extensive knowledge on the subjects!
    Thank goodness their teacher is a freind of mine!

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  21. LuckyRedHen07 June, 2007 00:31

    That's how I sing it :o)

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  22. Melody10 June, 2007 14:48

    Who knew it was such a versatile word? You can substitute it for all kinds of things...

    I can't remember how old my son was when he told me "Reeses Penis's" were his favorite candy.

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