Thanks for holding me for my haircut, even though I hated it.
Love,
Bubby (your twin)
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Dear Brookey,
Thank you for inviting us to your wedding. It was absolutely beautiful. So freaking hot outside, I melted. The ceremony was so touching. You are a stunning bride.
Also, thank you for introducing me to Magic Shell in 1996.
Love,
me
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Dear Mr. DeMille,
I'm ready.
Love,
Superstar
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Dear Olympics,
Can we just agree to eliminate the "music" during the women's gymnastic floor routines? The moves never go along with the songs, which sound like they came from a toothpaste commercial anyway. And speaking of gymnastics, what's with the scoring? 15.575? What happened to 1-10? Math's hard. Don't make it harder.
And if you screw up my national anthem one more time, and don't correct it immediately, you and I are no longer friends.
Preesh.
Fondly,
~j5t.
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Dear Guille,
You know you love me, so stop playin'.
Love,
Superstar
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Dear Ladies,
Thanks for the superfun night. En serio.
Thanks for making me finally feel like I'm a part of something after 5 years of living in this particular 'hood. I can't wait until next time!
Love,
me
the two girls sitting next to you look familiar, do I know them?
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with the scoring - impossible.
I yike-a you hay-cut.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you had a fantastic girls night! Ahh, the Olympics. I know - the scoring could not be more complicated! Although, I do try to sound all smarty when I'm watching it. "15.675? Hmmm, Germany would have to score a 16.786 in order to beat them to the medal round. That means they can't waiver on the bar and they have to hit that triple deuce switcher dead on..."
ReplyDeleteSadly I will not be here on Saturday!! Just found out last night - you know I would do it in a heartbeat if I could. Next time, I swear!
What touching correspondence. Seriously, you've inspired me to write some letters of my own.
ReplyDelete(Superstar made me laugh!)
I love that letter from Superstar to Guille. His expression is awesome.
ReplyDeleteAnd... ya for girls in da hood. You look fabulous by the way - I envy your curly locks...and your big bosoms. ;-)
Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThen again, his favorite memory of that night, the one he tells everyone about, is the horse peeing.
magic shell is magic
ReplyDeletei really like your hair jenny.
ReplyDeleteI must echo natalie. Your hair looks great! And so do you! Do you still have my digits? I got your recent email about your new number. I have yet to edit your info in my phone. I'll get her done and give you a call!
ReplyDeleteCute pictures of your kids. I am glad you had a great girls night out. You are all such wonderful ladies.
ReplyDeleteHey Jenny, I found your blog. Love it. By the way I totally agree with the scoring-what is up with that anyway? Hope Arizona was nice.
ReplyDeleteDear Blogger,
ReplyDeleteGet better spacing software.
Love,
~J's friend who is tired of scrolling through funny posts like this one.
Really enjoyed the night out and looking forward to doing it again! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteIann
Hey, I finally found you!! That night was great, it was good to hang out with some ladies in the neighborhood finally :)!!! Lets do it again soon!
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