prayer for the popular

O cjane,

Blogger of the ‘Nacle, we come this blessed day to celebrate your birth,

even that of the fifth power of two,

and beseech thee, o cjane, thy good favors to be upon us all.

Have mercy on those who have offended mightily through their unfavored anonymity,

their sweeping indelicacy,

and smile upon your followers,

we who willingly sling Shamrock Cookies and Peanut Snacks upon your path.

We firmly resolve to sustain your whims of buying and not buying meat,

of lightening your hair as much as is desired,

of your constant ignoring of your friends’ phone calls,

and of the overall coincidence of your being, or not being, the mormon dooce.

Glory be, and perpetual light,

and even your wings,

as we go forth into this, our quinquennial year of blogging.

Bonne Fete.

"Cjane: Patron Saint of the Bloggernacle"

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